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Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P3So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie deciding what bar togo to that night, and party it up!!"What time are we going?" Dahvie asks."Whatever doesn't matter""Good I'll go do my hair. It's starting to annoy me.""Have fun. See you later, pick me up at 9."" 'Kay"Dahvie walks over to his washroom to do his hair andJayy leaves. While picking up his straightener heburns himself."OH MY F---ING GOD!!" Dahvie yells inpain.Offended he puts a Hello Kitty band-aid on hisfinger and straightens his hair and whatever else hedoes to pimp his hair.Afterwards he put on his guy-liner but hekind of missed his eyelid and poked himself in theeye with a sharp eyeliner pencil."WHY IS EVERYTHING BAD HAPPENING TODAY!I THINK I HAD SEX WITH JAYY, MY F---INGSTRAIGHTENER AND MAKE-UP DISAPPEAR, IBURN MYSELF AND NOW I POKE MYSELF INTHE EYE WITH MY F---ING GUY-LINER!!"Screams Dahvie at the top of his lungs, loudenough to disturb even the people who liveacross the street. Birds even flew away fromD
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P2So we left off at Jayy and Dahvie about to leaveto get Dahvie's hair stuff and make-up. Because his"mysteriously disappeared"."Need my keys or we'll take your car" Dahvieasks Jayy."We drove last night? I thought we took a cab?""My car it is"They put their shoes on and left to Dahvie's car.Jayy happily took Dahvie's keys, unlocked thecar and got in and of course started driving."Turn over here. I need to get some of that money."So they went to the bank and Dahvie took out 255dollars.Then they went to Target where Dahvie gotsome guy-liner and guy-shadow. When they werewalking to the counter they got harassed by agroup of girls. Jayy and Dahvie talked to them abit then signed some autographs.After they paid and left (tailed by fan-girl stalkers)they got in the car and drove to Wal-Mart/"Man, I hope they some good straighteners andhair products.""Me, too. I just don't want to drive around all day.""Chill, Jayy. It's only 1:30PM. We've got tons oftime""I know"They
Adventures of Dahvie Vanity P4So we left of at Dahvie and Jayy at The Cool Cats Barwhere Dahvie met a girl named Shelly."Do you want to come home with me?" Dahvie asksShelly."Not drunk enough,but yeah sure lets go""Okay. Who's driving?""If you ask like that, we're taking a cab."So Shelly and Dahvie waved down a cab and went back toDahvie's house.So after a couple more drinks, well, "things" startedto happen....*20 minutes later*:"Want some more?""YES!" Shelly yells"Woah, I meant alcohol.""That too" Winks at Dahvie"Oh, um, I'll go get the alcohol." Dahvie walks awayto find it.....Comes back with glasses."For you" hands Shelly a glass "And lets continuewhat we were doing"*5-ish minutes later*:Jayy walks into Dahvie's house."Hey Dahvie I'm- oh dear god not again"Dahvie and Shelly take no notice in Jayy and arestill 'doing it'."Oh, hi Jayy. This is Shelly." *motions to girl underneathhim* "And Shelly this is Jayy.""Uh, I have to go. I just remembered to, uh,feed my cat" says Shelly as she's